50 Words or Less - Saturn 3
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 6:00AM
Allan Mott in 50 Words or Less, 50 Words or Less, B-Movies, Brevity is the Soul of Wit, Farrah Fawcett, Harvey Keitel, Horny Robots, Kirk Douglas, Martin Amis, Saturn 3, Stanley Donen

For some the capsule review comes easy, but for me it’s an exercise in pure frustration. As a means of self-discipline I have decided to confront that which tortures me through this continuing feature—B-Movie Bullsh*t in 50 Words or Less.

 

My favourite novelist, Martin Amis, wrote the screenplay for this Stanley Donen film about a maniac who disturbs the peace of a couple living alone on a remote space station, but all I remembered after it was over was Kirk Douglas’ butt, Harvey Keitel’s dubbed voice, and the horny robot.

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