The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Monday, January 16, 2012 at 6:00AM
Allan Mott in 80s Action, B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, B-Movies, Drake Wantsum, Humour, Nanofiction, Stuntman, nanofiction, satire

Part Sixteen

"Ultimatum"

“But what the holy heck did I do to get sent to Hell, Duke? I lived a mostly good life. I went to church. I tolerated my mother. Sure I was tangentially connected to a dozen or so “accidental” deaths, but no charges were ever made.”

“Everyone’s innocent down here, pardner.”

“But I don’t want to go to Hell! There must be something I can do to stay away from here if that ambulance makes it to the hospital in time.”

“There is, Drake. You’d have to give up being a stuntman.”

“Done!”

“And sleeping with teenage girls.”

“Fuck you!”

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