The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 6:00AM
Allan Mott in 80s Action, B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, B-Movies, Drake Wantsum, Humour, Nanofiction, Stuntman, nanofiction, satire

Part Twelve

"Going Apeshit"

“Hey Jerry, have you seen Drake?”

“Hi Eddie. He’s up there with Bill and Bill on the scaffold waiting for the go ahead.”

“You put him with Bill? Is that a good idea?”

“Probably not.”

“You don’t look too concerned.”

“You may not know this, but I have a daughter too.”

“Gotcha. But, still, couldn’t you have waited? This production already has one death on the books.”

“And whose fault is that?”

“Guilty, but it’s not going to make promoting this flick any easier.”

“People love those monkeys. They don’t care about dead stuntmen.”

“From your lips to God’s ears.”

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