The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 at 6:00AM
Allan Mott in 80s Action, B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, B-Movies, Drake Wantsum, Humour, Nanofiction, Stuntman, Tony Danza, nanofiction, satire

Part Seven

"Back On the Set"

“This is ridiculous, Drake. I can’t believe they only gave us half a day off to bury Stevie.”

“The artistic process is bigger than any one man, Vic. That’s just the way it is.”

“We’re making a movie about an asshole who inherits three orangutans.”

“No, we’re making the movie about an asshole who inherits three orangutans.”

“I thought you’d be the one really pissed off about this. You and Stevie seemed so close.”

“Objects in the mirror are closer than they might appear.”

“What does that mean?”

“I don’t know. I smoked something Eddie gave me at the wake.”

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