Repost - The Demon and Mary Marvel, A House of Glib Fumetti

A Tale of Love Found and Love Lost

There once was a very sad demon

 

Who was a touch overdramatic

 

 

One day he came upon a statue

of a beautiful young woman

 

 

And found what he had

always been looking for

 

There was just one problem

 

 

But it wasn't insurmountable....

 

Believing that there might

be a magical solution to his problem

the lovesick demon went to visit

a famous (and leggy) sorceress

 

 

But the sorceress wasn't convinced

and needed to hear more

 

 

This is what the sorceress

needed to hear

 

 

It took quite a long time,

but eventually the demon did everything

that the sorceress asked him to

and she gave him the spell he desired

 

 

Which (roughly) translated into English meant

 

 

His spell now cast

the demon waited anxiously

for it to take effect

 

 

Having recited the magical spell

he had sacrificed so much to learn,

the demon waited to see

if all his effort had been worth it

 

 

Minutes passed

and the statue did not move

 

 

And the demon feared

all his toil had been for naught....

 

That is until....

 

 

She began to stir!

 

 

The demon was overjoyed!

 

 

But....

 

 

The statue....

 

 

 

Seemed to have

something else in mind....

 

 

Actually, make that

someone else....

 

 

The demon took it

as well as he could

 

 

Moral:

 

No matter how pure

your love may be,

the hot girl is

ALWAYS

going to pick

the taller douchebag

 

THE END