Monday
Oct102011
The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Monday, October 10, 2011 at 6:00AM Part Two
“The Newbie”
“Okay kid, here’s your chance to prove yourself to the producer. You do that and you’ve got it made in the stunt business.”
“I dunno, Drake. It doesn’t seem safe.”
“That’s very perceptive of you, Stevie. This stunt isn’t safe at all. In fact I’m pretty sure it was designed to kill whoever does it.”
“WHAT?”
“Turns out our producer is a big crybaby who thinks big fancy breasts are more important than the bonds of true friendship. I’m pretty sure he wants to murder me.”
“But I’m the one doing the stunt!”
“Yeah, it’s all sorts of fucked up.”
tagged B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire
B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire 
Reader Comments (2)
Stevie wouldn't be "Stevie Stevenson" by any chance, would he?
You'll have to wait for the next chapter to find that out.