Monday
Oct242011
The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 6:00AM Part Six
"The Era is Established1"
“I don’t think you have anything to be worried about, Drake. This isn’t the first time a woman’s threatened you. Remember that Playmate of the Year who was after you?”
“Claudia. How could I forget?”
“Nothing ever came of that, right?”
“She died in a car crash.”
“Oh, yeah, right. You…uh…didn’t have anything to do with that, did you?”
“No. I figured you did it.”
“Huh. I don’t think so, but then I was doing a lot of drugs back then.”
“It happened six months ago.”
“Wait? Did you say ‘Claudia’?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, yeah, that was totally me.”
1. Google the clues and you'll be able to figure out--down to the month--when this story is taking place.
tagged B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire
B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire 
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