Tuesday
Oct042011
The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 9:34AM Part One
The Producer's Girlfriend
“Drake! Stop! I heard a noise.”
“Sorry, sweetie, but I always bark like a dog during intercourse. It’s the only way I can maintain my giant erection.”
“No, not that. I think I heard someone come inside.”
“I didn’t think you’d notice. I haven’t been producing semen like I used too.”
“It’s Eddie.”
“Don’t fret, sweetie. I’m sure—“
“—WHAT THE FUCK!”
“Hey there, Eddie. We were just talkin’ about you.”
“Drake! I told you I was going to propose to her. Tonight!”
“Why else do you think I hurried? Drake Wantsum would never fuck his best friend’s fiancé!”
tagged B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire
B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Nanofiction, Stuntman in 70s action, 80s Action, B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire 
Reader Comments (3)
I'm reminded of a younger Brick Bronson.
They're not dissimilar, but Drake isn't necessarily the younger one....
Ah, I see the confusion. The elder Brick Bronson of the 70s and 80s was a bitter, world-weary man. This Drake Wantsum fellow, whatever his age, reminds me of Brick in the care-free days of the 50s and 60s. I look forward to more.